Friday, July 27, 2012

Unfamiliar in the Most Familiar of Ways

So, dear ones, I finally went.

Tucked securely into the shiny red mini SUV of my friend Hitomi, I finally went to Costco.

And I am not ashamed to say that it was GOOD.  Weird.  But good.

We drove through busy, narrow city streets that became gradually wider as we moved out of the city center.  We chatted about our kids and teaching and Montessori and the gloriousness of seeing a musical live on stage.

Eventually we wound up on an expressway that  sped our progress considerably, and led us  into the kind of rice fields and spread apart clusters of houses that greatly reminded me of our former Japan home of Kozoji.

Soon we turned onto newer streets with shiny freshly built houses and sprawling new shopping complexes  (complete with massive parking lots) that would put a California strip mall to shame.

Suddenly there it was.  Costco.  We twirled up into a multi level parking building and trudged through the stifling car exhaust heat to a row of downward tilted moving walkways.  And at the top of the huge moving walkways were rows and rows of Costco shopping carts--and yes, they were the same size as the Costco carts back at home.

With one difference.

When Hitomi and I wheeled the carts onto the moving walkway, I expected to have to brace the cart with my feet to keep it from rolling downward and crashing into Hitomi.



But It needed no such help.

The walkway was magnetized, built to stick to thick metal plugs that sat near each wheel of the shopping carts.  I shoved a bit at the cart but could not budge it.

Glorious.

Once safely carded and inside the store we split up.  I looked around for a bit.

Totally, completely familiar.  And while I've come to accept and quickly adapt to the many surprises inherent in living abroad in Japan, I wasn't quite ready for Costco to be so much like....well....Costco.

It was appropriately huge.  The aisles were the same preposterously massive width as Costco stores in California.  People lingered over the free samples that were being offered by cheery aproned folks at the head of nearly every aisle.

The main difference I noted between this Costco and the one at home is that the many, many kids accompanying their parents were totally, mind-blowingly and delightfully jazzed by the size of the shopping carts  (primarily because in a regular Japanese grocery store, "shopping carts" are actually little contraptions designed to wheel around the plastic shopping hand baskets, and are approximately the size of a small portable folding baby stroller. What's the fun in that?).

Throughout the store collections of children of all ages would take turns sitting in the massive cart while other kids zipped them gleefully around corners and down straightaways, interestingly careful to steer meticulously away from other shoppers.  No one seemed to find this amiss or distracting or unpleasant, and quite frankly I couldn't blame the kids.  Costco carts ARE huge, even by overblown American standards, and I would bet good money that more than one adult Costco shopper back at home in California  has wished for the chance to collapse into a cart and be wheeled around.  I know I have.

Of course, this is NOT an American Costco store, so what it offered did differ somewhat from what is sold back in California.  For one thing, this one was chock full of lovely (and immense) Japanese seasonings and ingredients:  a variety of kinds of soy sauce, mirin, rice vinegar and seaweed.  The clothing section catered specifically to Japanese sizes (somewhat smaller than American sizes).  And, much to my dismay but not to my surprise, the book section was much smaller, and contained a limited selection of children's board books and educational materials in English.  Sigh.

I was delighted to find everything I wanted:  40 count packages of frozen flour tortillas, massive jars of Skippy peanut butter, huge Costco muffins, bagels, Frosted Flake cereal (in a 3 pack), a huge brick of mild cheddar cheese (cheddar being difficult to find outside of Costco in Japan) and 2 very large jars of salsa.

I quickly realized that I had either (a) not brought nearly enough cash with me or (b) was being sucked into the Costco richness of offerings far too easily.

Hitomi and I stashed our carts in a corner (a common strategy as it turned out...carts were tucked away everywhere as people took a break from shopping to eat or take a rest).

And of course, we went to get a hot dog and a soda.


And it was good.

After that it was more shopping and more gut wrenching balancing of what I wanted versus what I needed vs what I could actually afford.

Soon enough we paid for our groceries, had our receipts checked and headed back to the moving walkway, tilting up this time.


And we headed back on the expressway, past the rice fields and houses,  back into the embrace of narrow streets, temples, shrines and pink faced overheated people, all the way back to our neighborhood in the shadow of Daitokuji.

Hitomi pulled up to the mouth of our tiny street and slid open her car doors while I called Patrick on my cell phone to come help carry groceries.  

Once all my things were unloaded and I had thanked Hitomi profusely for this rare and wonderful treat, Patrick and I carried everything inside the house.

And it was  just a little like a birthday or Christmas.  Aya squealed over  the six cans of black olives I had bought for her and wasted no time in opening one can, digging her carefully in to spear one olive on her fingertip before popping it into her mouth.  Bob dug into the tray of muffins.  Patrick  made quick work getting into the Frosted Flakes.

Hitomi has suggested we make plans to make regular trips together to Costco.

It didn't take much for me to say yes.

Until next time.


Sunday, July 1, 2012

A Conspiracy of Humidity

Hello all,

I seem to be having this monthly blog check in pattern going.  Ahh well, such is life.  These days sitting down at the computer means doing lesson planning, with ye olde faithful blog taking a back seat.

The infamous Japan summer  has returned in all it's sweaty splendour.  Right now the June rainy season is meeting the July heat to create air so thick and hot that you can practically grab it and wring it out.  Clothes on the clothesline stay ever so slightly damp and it has become a daily game of "chase the mold" in the ofuro (bath and shower room).

Yet as  much as I'd like to park myself in front of an air conditioner or fan for the next month and a half, I cannot do that.  There seems to be a vast conspiracy of factors whose primary goal is to keep me guessing.  Case in point....



The Pee Dictionary.
Yes, that's right, I wrote "pee dictionary".

We have these three cats, you see.

The white one, Raku, is afraid of her own shadow and is a perpetual source of flying white hairballs.

The black one, Doko, spends her days begging us to turn on the faucet in the bathroom sink so she can sip water, drop by drop, for long minutes while we wait to turn the thing off.

And we have the orange one, Genki.  Genki is not  a hairball hurling coward nor does she have a water fixation.    At least, not a drinking water fixation.

Genki is what I would call a pee performance artist.  While most of the time she is happy to use the litter box, sometimes she just needs a new kind of canvas.   Once in a great while we'll find all the bathroom towels slid to the floor off the towel rack, each one with a neat circle of pee upon it.   Or we'll find a stray piece of printer paper that was dropped on the floor, again with that neat yellow circle of pee upon it.

Genki doesn't do these things on a regular basis.  We can go months without a pee circle revealing itself upon something.   Nor does she seem to do these things out of some sort of need for vengeance.

So when I found one of the kid's Japanese bags (which contained their notebook, homework papers, pencils and such) on the floor, I had a sneaky suspicion what I would find.

Yes, a fragrant wet mess which included, among the aforementioned items, an English-Japanese/Japanese-English dictionary we've had since our first trip to Japan.

Embellished, as it were, with pee.
Drat.

HaikuMan!
As I reported on my Facebook page,  during one of my Friday Starbucks sojurns (wherein I go to  Starbucks and write bad poetry while the kids have Japanese lessons), I was approached by an older Japanese man.

He handed me a hand-bound book, written in Japanese and painstakingly translated English, about haiku.

The book explained the history of haiku, talked about the difficulty of translating this art form into another language, and then gave samples of haiku, again written in both Japanese and English.  Clearly this was a labor of haiku love for him, one which he distributed, one by one, to the foreign coffee drinkers of  Kyoto.

During last week's Starbucks trip, he approached me again and gave me another book (so very many foreigners, it must be hard to keep us all sorted out).  I accepted it, as he seemed intent on sharing it.  When Aya and I got done and left Starbucks, he left right after us.

He saw Aya standing on the bridge near Starbucks, taking pictures of the river below.  He tapped me on the shoulder and offered to take our picture.  Aya, ever cautious, was hesitant to let a stranger take the camera.  So she snapped a picture of HaikuMan and I.  He seemed rather pleased, and Aya didn't have to endanger her camera.  A win-win I suppose.

And, of course, I can show the world that I'm not making this stuff up.


Sigh.

Well, I have more to say, but not enough time to say it.  Sleep is calling.  As it always does this time of night.

Yawn.

Until next ime....